Today

My mom woke me up for school this morning and I told her I would get up in a few minutes. She left the room and then as soon as I turned over I was fuckin' gone. Eventually I woke up and I looked at the clock and it was 5:59. I already knew I wouldn't be ready in time for the bus so I just went back to sleep again. This time I woke up at 10:30 and everyone was gone so I guess I was staying home! I then took a shower because I was feelin' nasty! Then, I played games and made some hot pockets around 1. Once Austin got home we went out and played some basketball, I'm king of the court even though we both suck, haha. After that I went fishing for about an hour, I caught a bass which grated my thumb when I was trying to get the hook out. Now I'm talking to my beautiful girlfriend, Laura......so peace!

A Few Good Bites...

Today I went to my neighbor's to fish in their pond. I would fish in my own, but I gotta go through a jungle to get to it. Shortly after I started castin' away, I caught a catfish. It took forever to get the hook out! I caught a bass a few minutes after that but it got off the hook and flopped back on into the pond. I got a lot of bites though. I love fishing, I'm going to be fishing a lot this summer.


P.S. I love Laura!

Shovel The Size Of A Salmon's Nose.

I hate it when people talk about things they don't have any clue about. Also when they lie about the past to make themselves look good, or at least try to, it's pretty hard in your situation. Apparently letting go isn't something you quite understand. It would explain why you failed a grade. If you already dug up the past, there's nothing wrong in me joining you. Anyways, it must feel pretty bad when guys don't get lost in your eyes, but your nose instead. It's a big change to stoop to your level. You don't know how fucking mean I can be, this blog isn't anything, trust me. Every time I read or hear something negative that you've read or said, it just gives me more and more ammo to dish out at you. So keep talking your shit. It's your right, but I just hope you know that if you won't stop, neither will I.

P.S. You have the maturity of a little kid, I feel like I'm a child molester.

I'm bout' to hit the hay because I'm sleeping with your mother.

 I'm soooo full. I just brought myself closer to death with this smoothie. Four scoops of ice cream, two scoops of peanut butter, milk, and a banana. I call it, Calorie Catastrophe, haha.

 Well I'm going to bed so I can dream about Sandra Bullock....


P.S. All the stars and skies can't compete with your eyes.

Great Balls Of Cheese Nips.

 Today was sooooo boring. I might get ISS sometime in the future because apparently I'm a no good cheating bastard. You have no proof, only theory! I love frappuccinos. Please don't shoot me down.

 Why don't gingers have souls? How did that even come about? I mean, where did it go? Was God cutting corners? At least they don't have to worry about dementors, what a relief!


 P.S. Laura is the reason I have haters.)

Two Months To Go!

 Two months, two classes. I have only Pre-Algebra and Physical Science left before I can graduate. And on tomorrow I'm finishing up Physical Science! Confused? Well, I'm in a credit recovery class.

 I was behind, but now I've caught up and will be able to graduate with my class. I've put aside my rebel ways, haha. I use to not do anything and give certain teachers hell. That's why I needed T.L.C. ( Trojan Learning Center) in the first place. It's social suicide, but if you give a damn about your future, it's worth it.


P.S. I can't wait for summer. I get to see my baby AND possibly go to Universal Studios! DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!

Weekend.

This weekend I went to see Date Night with my cousin, Evan (he's not really my cousin, but close enough). We were going to see Clash Of The Titans, but we changed our minds at the last minute. After that we went to Checkers. I got a sweet tea, a hamburger, and some orgasmic fries. When we got home we watched Snakes On A Plane in HD, which just looks retarded.

The next day we went to Rock Springs Church. It was pretty nice, the Pastor was being comical so I didn't doze off. We were planning to go play tennis in Griffin park, but we had a lot of stuff to do before that. We had to go pick up Courtney, my other fake cousin. After that, we went to Logan's, I got this big salad.

Then, we went to Marshall's for Evan, who needed something for a funeral. After all of that, we went to play tennis. I'm absolutely horrible. It was such a workout chasing and picking up balls. Aiming was impossible for me.

My lovely girlfriend Laura, kept me smiling all weekend. She was texting me about all the things were going to do this summer. I can't wait to see her. The distance sucks balls, but it has been worth it since the beginning. I love her so much and I'm going to give her a big bear hug and lift her off the ground because she hates that, haha.